deddene:

when ppl try to go thru ur apps

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sailorhater:

cutebabe:

misandry-mermaid:

misandry-mermaid:

please put this shit on blast. his twitter name is @swerveodactyl and he’s being a complete asshole when called out on that tweet. His name is Beau Miller, he’s a junior at some high school in Washington state, I couldn’t figure out which but I’m sure you guys can help. Thank you so much!

[Submission]

An update:  Beau Miller posted this on 4/10 at 4:09pm

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MEN ARE FUCKING SCUM 2K14

"or getting flirty eyes from a fat chick" literally die in a fire pLS


religiousdad:

my favorite part of pokemon

religiousdad:

my favorite part of pokemon



spicyshimmy:

spicyshimmy:

*carries a redshirt with me but doesn’t wear it* it’s a metaphor for dying on away missions but i don’t put it on because i don’t actually want to die on away missions

the fault in our star trek


Me in 5th grade: I will never smoke or drink or do any drugs ever
Me now: I probably wouldn't do meth

my-chemicals-are-romantic:

poorlydrawnfallloutboy:

poorlydrawnfallloutboy:

poorlydrawnfallloutboy:

Talk about a transformation Tuesday

I GOT THE WRONG PICTURE

I CLICKED THE WRONG PICTURE I DID NOT USED TO LOOK LIKE PATRICK STUMP

OH MY GOD


Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.
Cashier: Are you 18?
Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.


kalikardashian:

thelilnan:

OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE

OKAY

AJAX SOAP

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THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”

AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT

AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH

AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE

someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this


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